“Martin Luther King Day”

Symptoms, experienced sequentially in 1.5 to 3 min cycles: nausea, headache, disorientation, blurred vision, excess salivation, cold sweat, twitching, restlessness, metallic taste in back of throat, tingling/numbess in extremities, sensitive finger- and toenails, itchy spleen, existential dread, inexplicable euphoria
Diagnosis: Times New Viking
Prescription: Times New Viking